the day of "Awww i want one.... Later"

So i have a confession to make. You know those pathetic girls that dream of rasing a family? Thats me, or at least, today that was me... I learned about babies after going to a baby shower of a leader of mines, it was fun! We ate sandwhiches and i learned your not supposed to feel a baby blanket softness with your face, the angry elders looked at me like "What are you doing?" I found that Amelia the three year old is also fascinating, check this out- she said WOW as she opened a present of SOCKS to her, it was SOCKS, and she looks at them and said "WOW" haha, and she doesn't know how to say thank you yet though. I thought "Wow" was enough of a thank you though. Babies are adorable, and i learned about the hospital process, apparently the husband makes alot bigger difference if he's there or not, or alot bigger difference then i thought he would amake :/ i thought he was there as a stress toy to be like "I HATE YOU" or "YOU DID THIS TO ME" or "AHHHHHHH" to him, i didn't think he actually helped. I thought he was one of those people just in the way like a "what do i do- what do i do?!" sort of helpless and lost when it comes to stress of woman, like when woman get really emotional, or recieving a beautiful gift of mother nature and he looks at you saying "Do you need a.... *dramatic pause* tampon?" And your like "YES STUPID HEAD GO GET ME A TAMPON!" but still. that sounds weird, i think guys have a phobia for tampons except for gay guys THANK YOU GAY GUYS! every girl needs a gay best friend. a friend in that situation would be like "Ok i'm guessing platex and chocolate and would you like to go out for icecream and clothes?" and you would be like "I love you" in my head, To my poor helpless straight guy friends

Lesson on awkward girly moments: Don't make it look awkward, make a joke if you have to! (but don't joke about how bad we look, that only makes it worse) GROVEL if you have to... Be prepared to do ANYTHING she asks you to, that's legal of course, and treat her like a fragile glass ball ... thats trying to jump off a building. Just be cautious alert and hold us close :)





With that...

Nice Thing: Sarah is the only other person who meow's with me, when i purr or make any animal sounds, she has this innocent curious look and goes "meow?" its awesome, because no one else would do that... they'd just be like "WOAH WHAT WAS THAT!?" and i'd sigh and be like "Get used to it"