AUROER TRAINING!

Gah....

List of things I learned in "Auorer training"

1) Guys are a normal part of life, they are everywhere.
2) Your teachers don't baby you you'll have a lot of "wait what was due today?" moments. Ouch. Only happens once per class though
3) The laundry room is the best smelling room on and off campus
4) You can sleep in.
5) You can stay up.
6) You can eat anything you want, anytime you want
7) Food is surprisingly awesome, just repetitive and unhealthy.
8) Don't try to get Cafeteria food on sunday (duh.)
9) There are no popular kids. There are pretties, and non-pretties.
10) You thought your backpack was heavy at Hogwarts... ha...ha...ha
11) Your Labtop is the ultimate cellphone to distract guys from talking to you (basically a shield)
12) If a guy opens a door, it is obligation. He is not prince charming. he's just normal.
13) go to bed at 11. no matter what. You can get up early.
14) Do your homework.
15) Show up to Class.
16) Find your 'gift' in the apartment, there are cookers, there are vaccumers, there are mail-getters and most importantly, there are beautiful dishwashers :)
17) going into guys apartments is not sketchy.
18) Healthy food becomes a guilty pleasure
19) Laundry is a lot easier done than said
20) Piggy Banks are acceptable
21) Girls bring teddy bears
22) There are slumber parties on the weekends still
23) You always have something in common with a person, just have to talk long enough to find it
24) Everyone has a MacBook Pro/ Apple computer. Weird.
25) The library is a sanctuary- the only quiet place on campus
26) You apartment will never be quiet for more than 30 mins.
27) you need your college ID everywhere. seriously.
28) Guys are bipolar, one day they like you, next they are engaged.... to someone else
29) Disney is still 'in', but not 'IN'. Avoid Princess bedding
30) coming to a room full of hundreds of photos is stupid.
31) Parents calling to rub something in your face stinks
32) Those friends who post "i miss you" every day eventually get annoying
33) You learn to ask permission to take a shower, since the toilet is located right next to it
34) Very little is private
35) I learned how to use a propane stove
36) I have become a master doodler (helps me pay attention)
37) nails are an excellent way to bond with roommates
38) "pillow pets" are in
39) You learn to multitask like never before
40) Birthdays are sooo fun. Imagine the party without the parents.
41) Its normal to hear people screaming at 2 AM- they aren't getting murdered
42) Its normal to walk about 15 blocks to the movie theater
43) Its normal to wear pi's in another girls apartment
44) Pirates (people who think the code is just guidelines) are to be avoided
45) check your homework every ten minutes
46) when a scripture is mentioned- open your book.
47) When your having a fit, best to leave the room
48) You pray before every class
49) You sing a hymn before every class
50) If your class is just 'review' its fun. AP classes were worth it.
51) You see a cute guy, without getting his name? You'll never see him again. (unless he's in your class)
52) Semester's go fast
53) In every class there is a piano player
54) tennis shoes are the best shoes in the world
55) you see yourself change and fast
56) There is no such thing as 'relaxing', just a dull uproar
57) decorating is fun!
58) You have to buy ridiculous amounts of stuff for college
59) Communicate before ya'll bring 5 can openers and no frying pan
60) Glee is one of the only shows on our TV (Halleujah!)
61) there is always some form of music going on
62) If not music, media
63) No more silly shirts, i miss the silly shirts
64) you have to get pretty creative with your wardrobe
65) There are artistic guys
66) there are guys who are into acting... and their straight... and cute.... and single
67) Artists are a dime a dozen
68) Art Teachers are not. HA
69) The University Store sells everything you could ever want or need
70) However it is the most expensive place to buy said things
71) Walmart suddenly is the best quality ever
72)You need a laptop sleeve.
73) Bed raisers are smart, but scary to install.
74) You realize things you had at home you do not have at college.
75) I haven't woken up to say "where am i?" Yet...
76) it is normal to see pregnant students, or students with kids.
77) Before you ask a guy's name, look at his left hand.
78) Before you ask for his number, as where he served his mission
79) take your key with you everywhere
80) ask questions. older students like that.
81) if there is a split second where you can be outgoing. be outgoing.
82) compliments make someone's day
83) mornings and nights are cold. shut the windows.
84) the more you think about college, the less you think of home, and the less homesick you are. Sad but true.
85) Facebook is the worst 'cure' to homesickness
86) Email is the worst 'cure' to homesickness
87) Movies, that you like that don't have to do with home, are AWESOME for homesickness
88) Errands are AWESOME for homesickness
89) Friends at COLLGE are AWESOME for homesickness
90) Don't think about one specific thing at home, this will make you sad. Think of home as a general areas that you'll have come christmas time, and this is a summer camp.
91) Don't call home when your sad (this only makes parents worried)
92) If you want to leave a party, wait twenty minutes.
93) Harry Potter is in. Talking about it non-stop is not.
94) There are such people who don't like Disney
95) There are such people who like Justin Beiber
96) get on the good side of a roommate who has the car
97) challenge yourself to try something new, but no one likes the girl who doesn't have an opinion, so go see that cliche chick flick that stinks, but you don't have to say " I LOVE IT!" you could say "it stinked. But i loved the eye candy!"
98) MOST of your college friends are closer then the ones you had in high school. (you live with them- sad but true)
99) It is normal to see two or three people lying on the grass- no they aren't dead, no they aren't sleeping, just resting.
100) do not room with anyone you already know (this calls for clashing)
101) Get classes with your friends, but don't tie yourself down.


So i've been learning a TON of stuff, as shown, i hope i can show my kids this someday, but for those high school kids. Ta-Dah! A bit of "Auroer Training" (BUYI)



Nice Thing: Sarah could've told me this. bahaha. she picks up things so fast, and she's been an amazing support system already.